The hubby got a good job in the greater Copenhagen area. I put in my notice at work.
FAQ

What about that discount you were gonna get me at work?

Anyone who wants to take advantage of my friends and family discount at work has about a month and a half to put their orders in.

What about all your stuff?

Anyone who wants free/cheap furniture, 110-volt appliances, region 1 DVDs, NTSC VHS tapes, and other miscellany that isn't worth moving should let me know ASAP. Whatever's left in about a month will be donated to charity.

What about your cats?

I'm paying a lot of money to have them transported to Denmark by a professional pet transport company.

Do you have a job lined up too?

No. I'll have to get residency first. The man doesn't mind playing sugar daddy for a few months.

Will you have a going away Mill/Friday's?

Yes, both. More to come.

Should I buy you things to congratulate you?

I'd rather you buy the things I already have, so I don't have to move them. If you insist on a present, see our wedding registry. They'll ship us things when it's convenient so it works out a lot better.