Archive for June, 2009

this one really is on time

I wonder why the designs on girls’ tights never go all the way up, even though many skirts and dresses don’t reach the knees, and even when they do, every toddler girl flashes her surroundings with that special brand of societal oblivion that’s cute when you’re 5 and under and unbearable after 18. Still, I think these tights are cute on D.L. They say they’re size 56, and D.L. is wearing mostly 68s now and starting to veer into the 74s, so you’d think 56s would be way too small. They’re snug, but definitely workable, and the Danish summer was kind enough to wait long enough to give me time to make sure I got these on her little legs at least once. (Does that picture make you think “June” or what?!) I didn’t pay for them, so I can’t say I’d be crying if I didn’t get to use them, but you know, they’re cute.

And I seriously love that little jacket, made by D.L.’s loving farmor. And the little Osh Kosh embroidered jumper. I think she has four denim jumpers now. All adorable.

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cheating again

You may have noticed that I missed Money Monday again, but I remain undeterred. I’m blaming the problem on the fact that I still don’t have Remember the Milk on my iPhone. Having it on the MacBook isn’t good enough. So here’s my belated Money Monday:
The thing I’m happy I spent money on this week is iWork! You may or may not be aware that I’m a member of a group for expat women, called Ladies’ International Network København, or LINK for short. A few months ago, the two women who made LINK’s newsletter were stepping down and there was an email sent out that they were looking for an editor. I wrote to ask more about it, thinking maybe they wanted someone to proofread it or whatever. It turned out to be more than that, but it was just me and one other person who replied, and there were two positions to fill, so I felt some motivation to consider it seriously. I considered it, met with the previous newsletter people, and decided to take it on. I became the layout editor for the newsletter. This entails the copy editor sending me copy, the advertising gal sending me ads, and me making a PDF of all the copy and ads. The amount of copy doesn’t change significantly, and the basic layout of what goes on each page doesn’t either, so it’s really not that big a deal. I have been generally getting it all done over a weekend.
LINK bought me the latest version of QuarkXpress to do the job. The previous layout editor was using her personal copy of an older version, and she gave me all her files, so really the hard part was already done. All I really had to do was learn the basics of QuarkXPress, which I’d used a tiny bit about a billion years ago. It didn’t seem all that different for the kind of stuff I needed to do, but the more I get into this job, the more I want to make the whole process efficient and I’m finding that QuarkXPress is getting in the way. Anytime your software is getting in the way instead of helping, there’s a problem.
So I was talking to Thomas about this and kinda wondering aloud if the problem was that my understanding of QuarkXPress is too basic, and he said he didn’t think so. Together we took a look at Pages, and over the next half hour or so, pretty much determined that it would be a lot easier, more efficient, and just as nice as Quark for the job. While I understand there are a lot of jobs out there that Pages would be insufficient for, and Quark is great for, I don’t think the particular task I have is one. I kept thinking of things I couldn’t figure out how to do in Quark, and then figuring it out in Pages in a minute or less. I’m willing to admit that I could be wrong, but I’ve got two months before the next newsletter to play around in Pages and see if I can’t make it a permanent replacement.
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I’m cheating

I have stuff to post but I think it would be too much for one post so I’m cheating and backdating to make it look like it’s on time. But you know better.

Another specialty post?
It probably seems silly to introduce another one when I can’t keep up with the ones I already have, but then I’m a silly person. I’m calling this one S-train Saturday, but I’m warning you I’ll probably never actually post it on a Saturday. I’m still calling it S-train Saturday, because the post will always be about what I did on a Saturday. I have Danish class every other Saturday, but on the Saturdays I don’t have class, the plan is to explore Denmark! Thomas and I are going to check out all the places we can go by S-train. We live within easy walking distance of the Herlev S-train station, and we’ve taken the S-train into Copenhagen plenty of times, but where else can we go? Soon we’ll know!
This past Saturday, we went to Køge. We just got on the train and went, with no plan or agenda in mind, just to see what’s there. We had to switch trains in Copenhagen, and it took about an hour all told to get there.



We found a map. It was early afternoon and things were just starting to close up, but we didn’t go to shop anyway so that was fine.

We went about two blocks before D.L. wanted to nap.

Thomas and I stayed awake though, and had a lot of fun just strolling around. There are lots of really old buildings.

Maybe Danes are used to it, but I think it’s fun to see modern businesses running out of really old buildings, especially the ones that are all leaning and curving in the wrong places. We also cringed at some apostrophe abuse.

As if it’s not bad enough to see apostrophes in possessives in Danish, now we’re seeing them in plurals as well, and the plural ending isn’t even s! wtf!
I am a picture-taking fiend, and I have TONS more pics of our afternoon in Køge. To see my whole album, click below!
click here to go to my album

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it’s almost a tradition now

It’s a day late again, because as many times as I thought “oh, I need to blog…” I never actually did it. I’m reluctant to admit that it might be because I kept listening to a certain audiobook instead. One by Stephenie Meyer. With a character named Edward Cullen. And that’s all I’m saying.

Anyway, here’s the goods:

A few things to note in this photo:

  1. The romper D.L. is wearing is too small for her, but she’d never worn it before and I was determined to get some use out of it. It juuuust made it far enough to snap, which means there’s no way I can do even that today. But isn’t it cute?
  2. Yellow onesie, blue romper, green BabyLegs, pink bib. I won’t say it matches, but I think D.L. makes anything cute.
  3. The bib says “Farmor’s Guldklump” which loosely translates as “Grandma”s Bundle of Joy.” (Yes, with two apostrophes. There shouldn’t be one in the Danish.) But, D.L. makes it cute.
  4. That’s Auntie Charlotte, not me, in case you’re wondering why I look so good all of a sudden.
  5. I took several pictures in a row, and this is the only one where that teething ring isn’t in her mouth. She’s cute with it in her mouth too, but I wanted you to see the bib.
And now if you don’t mind, I’m still not done with my audiobook.
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Late again!

I am aware that it’s not Monday anymore, but it’s Monday for me. Saturday wasn’t much of a Saturday because I had Danish class most of the day, and despite my attempts, Thomas wasn’t up for going out and doing fun weekend stuff afterwards. Sunday felt like Saturday because we were lazy all day. Monday felt like Sunday because we spent the whole day with my in-laws. Thomas took the day off because it was his dad’s 40th anniversary with the company.

Apparently it is normal for companies in Denmark to throw big parties for their employees’ employment anniversaries. We went to one for Thomas’ mother too. It’s not like the cake-in-the-breakroom stuff we Americans might expect, either. If the fact that Thomas took the day off work for it isn’t enough indication, it was several hours of wine, canapes, speeches, mingling, and gifts. Oh, the gifts! He got about 70 bottles of red wine from colleagues, and he also got a scanner. Canon, too. Nice!
Dagmar loooooved all the attention she got as the grandbaby of the guest of honor, although it did takes its toll. She managed one 30-minute nap during the party, and was otherwise napfree from 9am until 10pm. She still didn’t sleep through the night but it didn’t take much work to get her down again and she didn’t wake up “for real” until 9 this morning.
Enough with all that. On to the money!
This isn’t actually a very exciting one, but I thought I’d do something a bit different. Everyone’s heard of Nutella, right? Well, both Thomas and I like it a lot. One day, we’re at the grocery store, and Thomas, who had previously been all “Nutella is the best brand” before, saw how much cheaper this other one was and decided to try it. Our new hazelnut spread is Penotti. It’s a lot cheaper and not that we’ve done a blinded taste test or anything, but I can’t tell the difference. So it makes me happy that we’re effectively getting the same thing for less. I also like that it says “smørepålæg” on the jar. That has all three of the “extra” Danish letters in one word. How cool is that? Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go make myself a Penotti sandwich.
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how to be obnoxious

It’s Saturday, but I have something to say so here we go.

I’m not religious. That’s no secret. But I do understand what it’s like to be religious. I was once religious, and I remember it. I was, more specifically, Protestant Christian. Jesus was my Lord and Savior. It was an important part of my life, and I thought other people should think it’s important too. I get that. I really do.
When I see excited Christians overly eager to spread the “Good News” as if I haven’t already heard it before, I won’t lie, it’s annoying. But I get it. I understand it, no matter how annoying it can get. Even while thinking they’re incredibly wrong, I still know where they’re coming from. Although good intentions are never, ever everything, it does mitigate my annoyance a bit. There are lines, however, that when crossed, make me stop caring how much you think you love me and want me to go to heaven. When your actions prove that you have no respect for me at all the way that I am because, to you, I am nothing more than the potential to be something else, well… screw you.
A small example for you: on another site, a woman is offering something for free that you can download from a popular file sharing site. In order to download it, you need to type in a password. I have no problems with that. It makes sense that you want people to get the password from you instead of just happening upon the file some other way. Fine. But when you make the password “jesuschristislord,” that’s just obnoxious. I get that Jesus is a big deal to you, and that you want Jesus to be a big deal to me, but you know damn well that Jesus isn’t a big deal to everyone and you’re making people type something they may or may not believe in just to get free stuff. Why? To what end? Do you think if I type it as a password enough times I’ll start believing it?
Being asked to type religious messages to acquire things makes me wish I just found them unexpectedly in the README files instead. I’d worry that I’m giving someone ideas, but let’s not kid ourselves. Someone’s thought of that already.
I think vaccines are important and I think the anti-vax crowd is dangerous, not only to themselves, but to the public at large. It’s a big deal to me. But I would never require my readers to type “iwillvaccinatemykids” or “vaccinessavelives” or whatever to get something that has nothing at all to do with vaccinations. If I’m giving away free pamphlets about vaccinating or something, maybe, but not to access videos of my daughter playing paddycake. (Note my comparison is not with a password like “thereisnogod” because I don’t particularly care if other people are atheists on nearly the same level that Evangelicals care if other people are Christians.)
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striped pyjamas

What is it about striped pyjamas? I don’t think I ever wore them. I can’t remember wanting to wear them. Yet one day, I was out shopping and I saw that footed jammies were on sale at the children’s clothing store here, and when I saw all that was hanging on the rack, I kept looking at the striped ones and thinking, “I love this, and I don’t know why.” Nothing special about them. Just striped. And I got one of every girly color combo they had. (I leave the boyish ones to my mother to buy.)

I still don’t know why putting pink stripes all over pyjamas makes me think they’re cute.  I don’t think I’d give a shirt of the same fabric two glances, but jammies!  Now, that’s different.

Here is D.L. in one set of her striped jammies.  I think this is super extra adorable.  You know, because she’s always adorable, no matter what, even when she’s screaming her head off or lying on the diaper table with poo covering her nethers, but put her in stripey jam-jams and it ticks it up several notches.

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Weeee’re back!

The holiday bonanza is over.  I think.  It’s hard to keep track!  But today isn’t a holiday anyway, so here I am!

Today I would like to sing the praises of my external hard drive.  I got it with my own money, at a discount because I was working at Apple at the time and LaCie has some sort of special for Apple employees.  I had to email a spreadsheet to someone, if I remember correctly, and jump through some silly hoops to get my discount.  I couldn’t just go into the store and buy it like a normal person, but it did get mailed to me and I saved a bunch of money.  It was one of my final acts before quitting.
I love my external hard drive because I can back stuff up to it.  I can access it from both of my computers and it doesn’t care that they are different architectures and operating systems.  There’s nothing particularly fancy about my drive in particular except that it’s firewire.  I’m not sure I’m any happier because it’s a LaCie as opposed to something else, but I love it because it dose everything I want from it.  And LaCie’s are definitely not the ugliest out there.  I swear some companies think it’s a competition to make their products hideous just because they plug in.
I have two external hard drives now, but I’m still only using one at the moment.  I want to have automated backups to the other one, and that was supposed to be my mother’s day present and it still hasn’t happened.  Sniff.  But that’s not the hard drive’s fault.
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I know, I know

I’ve missed so many Frankly Foreign Fridays and Money Mondays recently that you’re probably wondering why I bothered inventing them, and you probably have a point.  It’s just there have been so many holidays, and nothing says “holiday” like shirking your duties, even if they are easy and unimportant ones you invented yourself.  So I took holiday and didn’t blog.  But I will again, never you fear!  Probably not on Friday, though.  It’s another holiday.  Actually it’s three holidays on one day.  It’s Danish Father’s Day, Constitution Day, and my mother’s birthday.  So yeah, I might not blog.

But today isn’t a holiday, and you’ll get your WW.


Dagmar has a penchant for chewing and sucking on cords of all kinds.  We try to keep them out of reach, but sometimes she gets the better of us, and here she is chowing down on a firewire cable.

I really love this picture because it looks like the cable is a little microphone and she’s on X-Factor or something.  Holding the mic with one hand, and clenching a fist with the other, and down on one knee for dramatic effect.  You can almost hear her crooning, “I believe that children are the fu-uu-ture!”
But I’m featuring this pic because she’s wearing a fuzzy pink dress.  You might not be able to tell, but it really is fuzzy, and fuzziness makes all clothes more awesome.  I need more fuzzy clothes.
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